Tomorrow I’m going to pick up my thousand doll hairs and then I’m gonna go to sleep for two days.

This rastafarian guy at my work is killing me. One of my bosses is English and he’s just walking around my office mocking him yelling, “what the bloody hell is going on here, you having a piss yeh, you stuupid American baastards!”

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I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.